"Would you like another glass or shall I bring you the [reality] check?"

It’s official: I’ve neglected my blog for far too long.

Recently I read someone else’s blog, which said that if your blog cannot generate revenue then it is destined to fizzle out. I fear that both may be true: my blog most certainly does NOT generate revenue and I have let it fizzle. I’d like to think I’ve left it at a gentle simmer, but the reality is: I haven’t posted in over a month.

And why? I can’t claim that it’s because I haven’t had noteworthy wine experiences- au contraire! In fact, this is perhaps one of the most pivotal moments in my oenological trajectory. I’ve entered a new phase where instead of writing narratives about my own wine experiences for the pure joy of it, I’m trying to monetize a passion and work in the industry. Before I share what has come of that goal, I’ll share the two(three?) words that best describe these last several weeks: humility and reality-check.

So, picture this: I come back from a six month stint in Europe where I flitted from country to country meeting vintners, tasting wine, writing about it and feeling like an all-around bad-ass 23 year old. My peers deferred to me for wine choices and I became great at reciting the same self-righteous explanation of why and how I “know” about wine.

I return to Portland, still brimming with false confidence, and begin looking for wine jobs. I assume that having been to old-world wineries, researching natural viticulture and –uh- enjoying the experience would be enough to get me a job as a wine rep for a well-respected distributor who showcases the kinds of wines that I like to endorse.

Well, ‘twasn’t so simple. In fact, I never once encountered a job posting for a job like that. Of course, these positions probably don’t get filled by putting up Craigslist ads; they are obtained by people in the industry or by people with connections in the industry. And that’s when it hit me: I am NOT in the industry. And even though I write (or wrote…sniff) a wine blog, I have NO experience.

So, there it was: the reality check. It wasn’t so dramatic or disheartening as it sounds, actually it was like a call to arms: I have to go out there and get some experience!!! Huzzah!

So, I began looking for jobs that perhaps were less “glamorous” than the wine rep gig, but ones where I could l gain the knowledge and the network that I sorely lacked.

One fateful day a few weeks ago I found a job posting for a “Wine Specialist” at a hip-looking wine bar in the NE. I had what the ad was looking for: enthusiasm, tenacity, people-skills, etc. I printed a fresh copy of my résumé, donned my most hip attire and sauntered in like I was the only girl for the job.

The owner was in the middle of a tasting with a wine rep (go figure) but ushered me over the counter where he scanned my résumé and asked, “So, where’s your wine experience?” I, of course, went into a too-long palaver about what I’d done in France, Spain, blah blah blah, to which he replied with sincerity “Man, sounds cool, let’s trade lives!”

Everything seemed to be going so well.

And then he said, “Name for me two varietals in the Rhône.”

Think, McKenzie, you’ve been to the Rhône, what the hell were you drinking there? Can’t remember? Well, shoot, uh- think… THINK!

“Cabernet Sauvignon and Pinot Noir.” To which he replied, “Uh, no. Neither. Name me one from Bordeaux.”

Again. I drew a horrible blank. Well, actually, that’s not true. “Drawing a blank” insinuates that I’m referring to some knowledge that I possess, but that I just simply can’t access it at that given moment. The truth is, I don’t think I ever knew what grapes were used in Bordeaux wines…or Rhône Valley wines. Perhaps it’s because the French focus less on varietals and more on individual terroirs. Perhaps it’s because so much of my research had to do with winemaking processes. Perhaps it’s because I’d spent more time learning about Spanish wine, perhaps perhaps perhaps…

Needless to say, I was mortified. I HATE to look incompetent, and yet, I realized in that moment, that I was clearly lacking crucial expertise. I mistook what I had: little knowledge and a lot of enthusiasm for professional competency.

The owner asked me a few more cursory questions, which I was capable of answering.

“Yes, I have a driver’s license.”

And then he told me he’d be accepting résumés for the remainder of the week and that I shouldn’t expect to be in contact before then. Honestly, I didn’t expect to be in contact at all. Feeling like I had little to lose, I said, “Shame you hadn’t tested me on Spanish varietals, I would’ve nailed it.”

As I said it, a voice inside me bellowed, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! You idiot, you have a 50% shot at best of getting this right.”

So, he said, without skipping a beat, “Name me a varietal from the northwest coast of Spain.” There it was, one I knew without a doubt. I shook his hand and said “Albariño” and then left immediately, hoping to leave a small, positive wake in the sea called Disaster Interview.

It’s possible that I ran several red lights on the drive home. I was so shaken and embarrassed. I had planned to drop off my résumé at the headquarters of a few other distributors, but there was NO WAY I was going to have another interaction like the last. In fact, I wasn’t showing my face at any wine institution until I had the answers to those questions.

So, what did I do? What any girl fresh out of college would do: I made hundreds of flash cards. I would not rest until I had memorized every wine region in France, Spain and Italy and what varietals were produced in each. Then, I tackled the varietals themselves: what were their respective characteristics, what were they blended with, what could they be paired with, and so on. It was a lofty project indeed. Memorizing regions was simple enough, but to understand the characteristics of each varietal was hard to do- memorization wasn’t enough. I had to taste them, to begin to develop a personal relationship with each of them. I wanted more than ever to work in a wine bar- where else could I taste, sample, reflect and refine my wine lexicon?

And to my greatest surprise: I received a call from the shop owner. Ce n’est pas vrai, tu dis! I was astonished. He wanted to hire me. Apparently my cheeky attempt to win points with Albariño paid off. He said he liked how confident and professional I seemed (ironically, I felt just the opposite). He said that he could teach me about wines, but it’s harder to teach people how to interact with customers. Ahhh, my schmoozing was my saving grace.

So, here I am, a few weeks later- actually working as a “Wine Specialist” believe it or not. And, I must say, I love the job. I just LOVE it. I am learning so much. Not just about the wines, but how to talk about the wines and how to talk about wine with people who know so much more than me. It’s been humbling and challenging and all-in-all FANTASTIC. The only somewhat sad caveat is that it’s not my full-time job (I begin working full-time at Airbnb next month). But, perhaps this way a passion can remain a passion. I can absorb all the information I can, which is payment enough, and I don’t have to worry about making sure that wine can pay my bills. In fact, in some ways, I want this job to be somewhat of a closed loop. I’ll use my tip money to buy more wine to try at home, hence, learning more, becoming better at what I do- which means earning more tips, buying more wine…and the beautiful cycle continues (*save for my liver.)

So, as I conclude this blog post, I am realizing just how satisfying it is to write it. I so enjoy reflecting on my own experiences and trying to relay them in a way that is interesting to you, the reader. I will try to not be so absent again. In fact, I will try to use the blog as a way to record the knowledge I’m gaining and as a storage space so I can refer to it later. If any of you are total and utter novices like I discovered I am, then perhaps you can follow the same learning path as I. Happy travels.

*Here are some picture of the shop where I work. They are from the website.

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There's a Reason Why Swiss Army Knives Have Corkscrews

Today I write you from a place I’ve never explored before, and that place is… Switzerland! Before arriving in la Suisse five days ago, I knew little more about the country besides its stereotypes and emblematic objects: neutrality, punctuality, banks, knives, watches and chocolate. I feel mostly ambivalent towards banks and knives, but I adore my Swiss watch and, like most breathing humans, I like chocolate. Especially a nice chunk of dark chocolate paired with Port. However, we’re a long ways from Portugal and I thought I’d have to take a break from my enological pursuits after leaving my temporary Mediterranean home.

But, destiny wouldn’t have it so. Today I visited Les Dames de Hautecour in Mont-Sur-Rolle, Switzerland. Well, I guess I can’t call it destiny. These fabulous three hectares didn’t materialize in order to link up with some sort of fate I was meant to stumble upon. In fact, they are just living another year of a 365-year-old tradition and I had the good fortune of visiting.

Currently, I am backpacking through Europe with my cousin and our gracious host put us in touch with a friend of hers, Coraline De Wurstemberger, the owner and manager of Les Dames de Hautecour, a delightful winery nestled between Geneva and Lausanne.

Coraline explained to us the history of the domain, beginning with its origins in 1649 and how it has since passed through several generations of her family. How? À travers the hands of female proprietors, hence the name Les Dames de (The Women of) Hautecourt. Coraline also is the founding member of Les Artisanes de la Vigne et du Vin, a Swiss organization comprised of the 10 female winery managers/owners/wine makers as well as L’International Associalted Women in Wine. You go, girl!

Coraline lived and worked in several different continents before becoming the sole proprietor of Les Dames de Hautecour, and as such, she has the power to produce wines to her standards. The reason why I am so eager to write about her and share my experience at her domain is because her winemaking philosophy strikes a similar chord to my –um- consumption philosophy.

Sidenote: Because I am not a winemaker and because I know relatively little about the annual struggles of producing a wine, I can only really have a philosophy about the wines I consume and try to make myself a well-informed consumer. The more I study winemaking, the less exigente I feel I need to be… for now. Until I know more about sulfites, non-native yeasts, etc. I need to leave those decisions to those who have their livelihoods on the line. Which brings me back to Coraline and her wines…

She discussed with us a powerful concept, which I’ve mentioned on my blog before, and that is viticulture raisonnée (sustainable viticulture). For me, it’s a well-balanced philosophy that respects both the land from which grapes are grown, the plants that provide the fruit, the grapes themselves and the reasonable additives that make a wine stable. She shared that in many cases, she trusts the production techniques of her fellow vigneron(ne)s raisonné(e)s, than those who have pursued the ‘Bio’ label (Europe’s equivalent of organic). She also proudly shared that over 90% of the wines produced in Switzerland today are done my means of viticulture raisonnée. Again, way to go!

Before trying the wines, Coraline showed us the vines themselves, which were obviously a little bare (it’s January in Switzerland) but otherwise, they looked in perfect health. They proudly wore the names of their varietals, which, contrary to what I’d been told by a different Swiss person (not a winemaker), are not typically blended. At Les Dames de Hautecourt, particular varietals are chosen for the terroir to which they are best suited. There are three: one which grows exclusively Chasselas, one near Coraline’s garden and tasting room which grows exclusively Pinot Noir (my favorite, at last!) and a third which also has Pinot Gris, Gamay and Chasselas Violet, which gets its name from the violet clusters which can, sometimes, produce rosés, but are selected only for Coraline’s whites.

We were graciously invited into her tasting room, which was heated with an open flame. Nothing seemed more inviting than a little warmth and a little wine. She offered us tasting of the three Chasselases which are produced at the domain, but not before revealing a bag of pastries that she’d picked up for us to go along with our degustation. While speaking of her generosity, I should also take this time to mention that she even came to pick us up at the train station…and gave us bottles of wines as “gifts” as if we’d somehow been the one’s going out of our way to treat her to a special afternoon and not the other way around.

Returning to the wines, we had the opportunity to meet Chasselas in three forms: Réserve, sur lie and violet. The Chasselas Réserve is a favorite of Coraline’s for its versatility and its ability to refresh the palate. It’s both fruity and dry and we left with two bottles, a 2011 and 2012. Olivia, my cousin, and I can do a vertical* (thanks, Philippe!) tasting one of the nights in Austria (our next destination) where the snow it to thick to go out. Next, we tried Chasselas Violet, which offered a completely new flavor profile while still being fruity and dry. Coraline said it was sweeter and more acidic and I felt that it had a slightly more bitter edge. She shared that one of the characteristics of Chasselas Violet was that as the vines get older, they offer caramel notes on the finish. Perhaps it’s that last, pleasant note that makes you quickly go back for another sip. Finally, we tasted Chasselas sur lie, which is produced in an ancient method: barrel-aged for 12 months and then, subsequently bottle-aged for a minimum of 2 years. She also explained that the lies or the sediments that remain after the alcoholic fermentation are not discarded like they usually are, instead they remain in the barrel through malolactic fermentation. This makes for a wonderful Chasselas (my personal favorite).

We did not try Coraline’s red varietals, however, one of the bottles we were gifted was a 2011 Pinot Noir, which we will have with tonight’s dinner of spätzle with beef, spinach and mushrooms. I can smell it cooking now and it’s proving to be a giant distraction that I will have to overcome.

I cannot finish this post without reiterating how impressed we were upon leaving Les Dames de Hautecourt. I felt excited to learn of a whole new region- a whole new country, for that matter- wherein I could source my future wines and wine inspiration. I felt exhilarated after seeing what Coraline had succeeded in doing with her domain and her associations in an industry, which has almost always been dominated exclusively by men. Yeah, Dionysus and Bacchus, I’m talkin’ to you! Tonight, I think we’ll toast our Les Dames de Hautecourt 2011 Pinot Noir to a lady deity and celebrate those like Coraline and the generations of wine women who came before her.

Ocean Foam or Sidra Foam?

 For those of you who read my blog, you might wonder, “Where has she gone? Has she suddenly lost interest in wine?” Well, the answer is definitively “NO!” however, I have been a poor steward of my blog. It’s been a wonderfully busy month, yet, the hub-bub makes it more of a challenge to sit down and muse about wine. Especially when all of my enological experiences of late are hard to write about in succinct, meaningful posts. Why? Well, I have not visited any wineries or participated in any tasting events per se. I haven’t met any new friends who are directly linked to the wine industry or tried wine from a country that I didn’t know produced it.

Instead, I’ve been celebrating otherwise meaningful moments and wine has taken more of a backstage role, while remaining ever-present. I bid my adieux to those I loved in Alicante over bottles of wine. Particularly on my third-to-last night where we went to a bar called Vino y Más, a place I’ve wanted to go ever since my very first stroll through Alicante. To all of those soon to visit, this little store is a must. If your experience is anything like mine, you’ll get a few free tapas and free reign of the music.

I received bottles of wine as parting gifts, which proved to be challenging souvenirs to take with me. I must have looked rather funny when leaving Alicante on a train for Madrid with 2 bottles of wine perched in my backpack. I had the rest wrapped in scarves and stuffed into a broken bag that I had to carry close to my chest like an infant.

I was able to lesson my load when I opened one of the bottles, a rosé champagne, the first night that I left to celebrate a long-anticipated reunion with the man I love (Who, as a matter of fact, didn’t drink any wine while we were apart as a gesture of his affections- I wonder if the gesture would have ever manifested if I were a beer-lover, his actual drink of choice).

From that moment forward, wine was poured several times a day- it seemed like everything was a celebration. Miguel’s return to Asturias, my presence at his family’s dinner table, the reunion of his best friends, Christmas Eve, our first glass in front of the fireplace in Vibañu, etc. It was as if Albariño and Tempranillo were the friendly ghosts of Christmas cheer that followed our every move.

But, I wasn’t done celebrating. Just two days after Christmas, I flew to Catalonia to meet my cousin. It was in Barcelona that we debuted our two-month backpacking trip through Europe. The first glass we shared together also happens to be the most comical glass I’ve ever drunk. It was served to us in a porrón, which looks a bit like a pointy nipple and spits out wine in an arc that you have to catch in your mouth. Beware of the inevitable chin dribbled that will ensue. As much as I got a kick out of the porrón, it left you no time at all to savor and reflect on the wine because in order to pour correctly you had to simultaneously gulp down the wine. It reminded me a lot of the way that I have to drink water when I have the hiccups.

When Liv, my cousin, and I returned to Asturias, we sort of ran the gamut on beverages. We drank sidra with the villagers of Cudillero, vermut especial with Miguel’s friends, local Asturian beer, sparking hard cider that even his 84-year-old Grandma enjoyed with us, and, admittedly, Jagger-bombs and gin & tonics on New Years Eve.

We’ve since left Asturias and it’s funny how quickly one looses the habit of enjoying good drink. There, it was abundant- all one had to do what reach across the table and enjoy an excellent wine selected my Miguel’s family. Since we’ve left, we have to consider our budget, deliberate and usually make up our righter minds and decline. The life of a 23 year old backpacker is not one of luxury.

However, I was extremely lucky to receive the gift of a dinner reservation at Arzak, one of the best restaurants in the whole world. It’s located in San Sebastián and touts some of the finest haute cuisine known to the modern palate. Olivia and I were speechless… for several reasons. First, the establishment was beautiful and the 16 course meal was astounding and second, because we felt slightly nervous. We whispered and tried to obey all the ‘rules’ that seemed necessary due to the pomp and circumstance that went into making the restaurant seem of highest quality. Slowly, however, that feeling seemed to fade. Maybe it was facilitated by the Verdejo we were enjoying or because the decibel of the entire restaurant seemed to increase when the food started arriving. It’s hard to keep in one’s enthusiasm when you’ve just had the single best-taking mushroom of your life or when your waiter is cracking open a foam shell in order to reveal the sea-bass underneath. Everything about the meal was extraordinary and we savored every minute of it, knowing full well that we might never be invited to a meal so luxurious again in our lives. We were one of the last groups in the restaurant and, obviously, in no rush to leave. But alas, the clock was about to strike twelve and we didn’t want our glass slippers to turn into the hyper-masculine hiking boots we’ve been wearing the other hours of the day.

Now, I’m writing from a train that’s taking us from San Sebastián to Périgeux, Frances capital of foie gras. Seeing as that’s now illegal in California, the home state of both my cousin and myself, I wonder what else we’ll encounter that borders on unhealthy debauchery? What ever it is, sign me up! Je suis bien prête.